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how-wry-innocence:

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.

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splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

(via unpopuler)

meladoodle:

im in the computer lab at uni and this girl is talking about how she has a webseries and how all her fans won’t leave her alone and then she said she had a meetup and 4 people turned up. but apparently thats because none of her fans are in new zealand. but she has fans guys. everyone listen, shes a big deal. big webseries superstar. superstar on the web

zackisontumblr:

*doesn’t do homework and hopes for the best*

(via spookypotterthebooonfire)

okaymad:

tell me im cute

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

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humansofnewyork:

"I’m bringing leaves to my friend!"

humansofnewyork:

"I’m bringing leaves to my friend!"

fuks:

wait for it

(via spongyspice)

the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

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“Just stop worrying about if its the right time or not, take a chance, you could be missing out on something really great.”

a wise friend of mine

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