At the groceries store


calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via okay)

peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

(via ugly)

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

(Source: urbancatfitters, via humourprincess)

(Source: pizza-omelette, via tsarbucks)

cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

http://media.tumblr.com/9e0ccfbe05bb74b6c1070ff6c2a54558/tumblr_inline_mjwffvintM1qz4rgp.gif

wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

(via rustycorn)

(Source: capturing-kawaii, via guypiscapo)

wordonthestreetimasuspect:

Tried to sneak and eat some icecream at night. God punished him

wordonthestreetimasuspect:

Tried to sneak and eat some icecream at night. God punished him

(Source: orneryjabroni, via rubens-my-name)

slowur:

sassy & bitchy

slowur:

sassy & bitchy

(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel, via rubens-my-name)

gardensandyou:

I’m just so happy with how this turned out and I cannot believe it’s real!

gardensandyou:

I’m just so happy with how this turned out and I cannot believe it’s real!

(via takecaretiredsouls)

(via tortillah)

(via okaymad)

shitshilarious:

Middle schoolers at a dance

shitshilarious:

Middle schoolers at a dance

(Source: redsuspenders, via lifesoriginalscore)

crydaisy:

"ahh yes a 2007 Pinot from…Napa Valley I believe? A very good year"

crydaisy:

"ahh yes a 2007 Pinot from…Napa Valley I believe? A very good year"

(Source: catsandhumanfoods, via ruinedchildhood)

Nara Dreamland, the infamous abandoned theme park in Japan.

(Source: viage, via canadianprimeminister)