how to kiss a boy
- grab his waist
- slip your hand in his pocket
- steal his wallet
- dont even kiss him
- just run
october 31st:SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
november 1st:JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO
You know what my favorite thing about the Pokemon TCG is? The attack names:
And my all-time favorite:
Hocus pinkus though
Guy on Tinder:I never thought I'd meet someone like you on tinder. I would love to take you out sometime, treat you the way you deserve to be treated. What do you say, doll?
writing deep things on your cigarettes like “die young” or “why did they change aunt vivian halfway through fresh prince of bel air like did they think no one would notice”